Dispatches From the Garden State

There are so many lines in this song that are insane. Let’s ignore Lasagna for now.

“Never met the bitch but I’ll fuck her like I missed her.”

Touche, Enrique.

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Remember when Akon was all “I’m tryna find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectful … damn youse a sexy bitch”?

Enrique is all, “I don’t mean to be rude,” but it’s not really an apology. It’s more of a warning. A “don’t take this the wrong way, so that this isn’t straight-up rape.” tonight he is fucking you.

And his last name means church.

Gross.

JERSEY STAND UP

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theeroticist:

tienameow square

LOLWUT

fuckyeabillyjoel:

theredviolinist:

Billy Joel and Richard Hyung-Ki Joo

Awesome.  Must watch.

Oh that’s so nice: Billy is hanging out with a specially-abled man and his aging lesbian mother!

or:

Look, Bruce and a witch are taking pictures with the caveman diorama at the Natural History museum!

or:

Paul and two drunk Americans.

What happened to these guys???

DO YOU NOTICE A THEME HERE?!

Fuck, man, Billy Joel: G.O.A.T.